nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
- Charles Bukowski (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
“did you get a hair cut?”
“no, i got them all cut.”
i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip