nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody
(Source: rule28, via complicatedsunderstated)
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
(Source: amoracomplex, via chicaqowhite)
"Without literature, life is hell."
- Charles Bukowski (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
(via olivebarrel)
“did you get a hair cut?”
“no, i got them all cut.”
(Source: buttermilkqueen, via taquitoe)
(via ultrasad)
i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip
(via funky-bunch)
Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye
